instead of burning a Koran

a Florida gun totin' pastor plans to burn the Koran, September 11, 2010

I plan to burn a roll of toilet paper
I declare this Saturday,
"International Burn a Roll of Toilet Paper Day"

Please join me.
Burn a roll of tp.
Pray to whatever Higher Power you need.
And burn the bum wipe.

We all wipe our bums.
Everyone wipes their bum (or at least they should with enough fibre)

Burning the Koran is a ridiculous inane response to a complex sensitive situation.
Hence, my burning a roll of tp is the only appropriate and consonant response to Pastor Terry Jones.

As I have said before, the only way to maintain sanity in this world is to throw the sardonic at the absurd.