- Stay in a basement.
- Cultivate unrealistic expectations, then say, 'fuck it, fuck it all', 1200 times a day.
- Doritos only diet. Be strict.
- Fall asleep to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
- Wake up to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
- Watch Fox News channel. Only.
- Nurture resentment, despair, and diffuse guilt.
- 'Like' all your ex's Facebook photos.
- 383,501 people voted for Rob Ford?
- Dye your bathing suit parts black. You are damaged goods.
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