Wednesday, May 29, 2013

depression maintained

  1. Stay in a basement.
  2. Cultivate unrealistic expectations, then say, 'fuck it, fuck it all', 1200 times a day.
  3. Doritos only diet. Be strict.
  4. Fall asleep to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
  5. Wake up to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
  6. Watch Fox News channel. Only.
  7. Nurture resentment, despair, and diffuse guilt.
  8. 'Like' all your ex's Facebook photos.
  9. 383,501 people voted for Rob Ford?
  10. Dye your bathing suit parts black. You are damaged goods.

Friday, May 24, 2013

I am back priorities were family, health, and business... sorry about that... Anyone else afraid of Mike Duffy's head? Geeeeeez something from Harry Potter 2. and the 2nd and 3rd scrotum under his chin? geeeeeezz frightening he appears to be wearing a balaclava of flesh. someone lost a squirting syringe of botox in his face. i SHOULD be nicer, more accepting, i guess. i mean, he does have a sort of medical condition... a condition called: i ate your tax money