Monday, October 18, 2010

flaccid thoughts

I have become sexually indolent

please yell out my name

somewhere

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

ronnie pie ronnie pie

slices and crumbs
slices and crumbs

less than the more
the have of the sum

slices and crumbs
slices and crumbs

feed all the fishes
end on your bum

Monday, October 4, 2010

I am a simple man

I have not found a better morning than granola cereal, coffee, and the Canadian Tire flyer.

I think even fellatio would be an unwanted distraction.