depression maintained

1. Stay in a basement.
2. Cultivate unrealistic expectations, then say, 'fuck it, fuck it all', 1200 times a day.
3. Doritos only diet. Be strict.
4. Fall asleep to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
5. Wake up to Pink Floyd's The Final Cut album.
6. Watch Fox News channel. Only.
7. Nurture resentment, despair, and diffuse guilt.
8. 'Like' all your ex's Facebook photos.
9. 383,501 people voted for Rob Ford?
10. Dye your bathing suit parts black. You are damaged goods.