1. Peter Bunion
- A detective named Boots, of course, hunts down socks while wearing bonnets. Set in Tudor England.
2. Polly Wanna Gansta? (18+)
- A cat, Rob Lowe, and a wise-guy pickle find themselves in a land without crackers or milk. Every email that has ever been sent follows them as they race chariots. They discover cross species sexual pleasure.
3. Out With A Bang
- Contestants need to decide quickly between IUDs and IEDs.
4. Love Me Tender
- A steak narrates abattoir stories of redemption and renewal. Set in 1950's Ohio.
5. Your Place or Mime.
- Pick up artists compete for white-faced asinine losers.
6. Providence Hands Down
- Contestants present entrepreneurial ideas to retired pedophiles and God.
Theme song by Raffi.
7. The Biggest Boozer
- Fritos Presents!! Evenings of salty stories and chips washed down by Kentucky Bourbon. Good times.
Theme song by Raffi.
8. The Shawinigan Redemption
- A former Prime Minister breaks out of his gender prison. Implants, medication, and waxing are all part of the hilarious and touching process.
9. Married With Chickens
- A disgruntled shoe salesman leaves the city for a life of barnyard intrigue. Chuckle and cluck along with Mr. Hapless as he learns interpersonal and sexual skills from his favourite rooster, Leonard. And also, his daughter is a whore.
10. ron
- a 41 y/o, overweight white male lives with the knowledge that back hair and a secret yearning for self-transcendence as a vengeful Super Hero is not sexy. Watch as he self medicates in bewilderment, aware that his patina of civilized normalcy is dissolving.
Theme song by Raffi.
15 hours ago
LOL!
ReplyDeleteSeems like a fun game to play. Gotta try that a bit, but maybe with films.
100. Boiko da Klown: a show highlighting the foibles of a big man who gets into trouble playing under his little tent.
99. Sweeter by far: The story of an
"apathetic sympathetic diabetic old man on roller skates with a marked propensity
towards procrastination & sloth".
98. A Fridge too Far: Full length film depicting all the small, middle, not so small, minuscule, sub-atomic, cosmological, transcendant, archetypal struggles of
a real-life dude, culminating with an epic rendition of the infamous battle of the bulge.
97. Shat on a Hot Tin Roof: The scatological anal unretentive story of a CENSURED-loving deranged psychopath who CENSURED bateria intented for germ warfare & CENSURED CENSURED the freakin' CENSURED CENSURED CENSURED,
in full gooey panavision colour. FBI approved.
Wotta hoot.
Rol