off the dendritic wall tv show ideas

1. Peter Bunion
- A detective named Boots, of course, hunts down socks while wearing bonnets. Set in Tudor England. 


2. Polly Wanna Gansta? (18+)
- A cat, Rob Lowe, and a wise-guy pickle find themselves in a land without crackers or milk. Every email that has ever been sent follows them as they race chariots. They discover cross species sexual pleasure. 


3. Out With A Bang
- Contestants need to decide quickly between IUDs and IEDs. 


4. Love Me Tender
- A steak narrates abattoir stories of redemption and renewal. Set in 1950's Ohio. 


5. Your Place or Mime. 
- Pick up artists compete for white-faced asinine losers. 


6. Providence Hands Down 
- Contestants present entrepreneurial ideas to retired pedophiles and God. 
  Theme song by Raffi. 


7. The Biggest Boozer
- Fritos Presents!! Evenings of salty stories and chips washed down by Kentucky Bourbon. Good times. 
  Theme song by Raffi. 


8. The Shawinigan Redemption
- A former Prime Minister breaks out of his gender prison. Implants, medication, and waxing are all part of the hilarious and touching process. 


9. Married With Chickens
- A disgruntled shoe salesman leaves the city for a life of barnyard intrigue. Chuckle and cluck along with Mr. Hapless as he learns interpersonal and sexual skills from his favourite rooster, Leonard. And also, his daughter is a whore. 


10. ron 
- a 41 y/o, overweight white male lives with the knowledge that back hair and a secret yearning for self-transcendence as a vengeful Super Hero is not sexy. Watch as he self medicates in bewilderment, aware that his patina of civilized normalcy is dissolving. 
Theme song by Raffi.