1. Peter Bunion
- A detective named Boots, of course, hunts down socks while wearing bonnets. Set in Tudor England.
2. Polly Wanna Gansta? (18+)
- A cat, Rob Lowe, and a wise-guy pickle find themselves in a land without crackers or milk. Every email that has ever been sent follows them as they race chariots. They discover cross species sexual pleasure.
3. Out With A Bang
- Contestants need to decide quickly between IUDs and IEDs.
4. Love Me Tender
- A steak narrates abattoir stories of redemption and renewal. Set in 1950's Ohio.
5. Your Place or Mime.
- Pick up artists compete for white-faced asinine losers.
6. Providence Hands Down
- Contestants present entrepreneurial ideas to retired pedophiles and God.
Theme song by Raffi.
7. The Biggest Boozer
- Fritos Presents!! Evenings of salty stories and chips washed down by Kentucky Bourbon. Good times.
Theme song by Raffi.
8. The Shawinigan Redemption
- A former Prime Minister breaks out of his gender prison. Implants, medication, and waxing are all part of the hilarious and touching process.
9. Married With Chickens
- A disgruntled shoe salesman leaves the city for a life of barnyard intrigue. Chuckle and cluck along with Mr. Hapless as he learns interpersonal and sexual skills from his favourite rooster, Leonard. And also, his daughter is a whore.
10. ron
- a 41 y/o, overweight white male lives with the knowledge that back hair and a secret yearning for self-transcendence as a vengeful Super Hero is not sexy. Watch as he self medicates in bewilderment, aware that his patina of civilized normalcy is dissolving.
Theme song by Raffi.
1 hour ago
LOL!
ReplyDeleteSeems like a fun game to play. Gotta try that a bit, but maybe with films.
100. Boiko da Klown: a show highlighting the foibles of a big man who gets into trouble playing under his little tent.
99. Sweeter by far: The story of an
"apathetic sympathetic diabetic old man on roller skates with a marked propensity
towards procrastination & sloth".
98. A Fridge too Far: Full length film depicting all the small, middle, not so small, minuscule, sub-atomic, cosmological, transcendant, archetypal struggles of
a real-life dude, culminating with an epic rendition of the infamous battle of the bulge.
97. Shat on a Hot Tin Roof: The scatological anal unretentive story of a CENSURED-loving deranged psychopath who CENSURED bateria intented for germ warfare & CENSURED CENSURED the freakin' CENSURED CENSURED CENSURED,
in full gooey panavision colour. FBI approved.
Wotta hoot.
Rol